Account you never followed
Promoted-ish · 2h
Be honest… which one are you? 👇
SLOP
A 14-day reset for your X timeline
Your feed sucks.
Let's fix it.
Show us what X keeps serving you. We stamp every piece of slop, rage bait and echo — then give you five minutes of real actions a day to retrain the algorithm by hand.
Free diagnosis in ~60s · no login · we never touch your account
Specimen tray · your For You
Outrage Daily
4h
This is the most insane thing you'll see today. Share before they delete it.
BAIT
Viral Rankings
6h
Ranked: 40 celebrities by net worth. You won't believe #3.
TRAP
A researcher you'd love
1h
We open-sourced the dataset and the code. Short thread on what surprised us ↓
KEEP
The lab
Everything in your feed gets one of five stamps.
Four of them are why you close the app feeling worse. The fifth is the one we're going to grow.
SLOP
Slop
Filler made to farm engagement, not to say anything.
BAIT
Rage bait
Built to make you reply angry. Your dunk is its paycheck.
TRAP
Algorithm trap
Stuff you never chose, served because you once lingered.
ECHO
Echo chamber
Posts that only ever tell you you're right.
KEEP
Signal
What you actually opened the app for.
Why it keeps happening
The algorithm can't read your mind. It reads your thumbs.
It has no idea whether you stopped on a post because you loved it or because it made your blood boil. It only knows you stopped. Hate-watching is still watching.
Fixing that takes a few deliberate taps a day, pointed at the right accounts, posts and settings. That's what we hand you.
Votes for more
+- Pausing on a post
- Opening the replies
- Replying — even angrily
- Quote-tweeting to dunk
- Liking & bookmarking
- Screenshotting it to complain
Votes for less
−- “Not interested in this post”
- Muting the account
- Muting words & hashtags
- Unfollowing
- Scrolling past without stopping
What you get in 60 seconds
A lab report on your timeline. Free.
Tell us what you're sick of and what you actually want, then take the 10-post test. You get a junk score, what your feed is really made of, and three things to do right now.
- → Your junk score, from a 30-second, 10-post test
- → Words & phrases to mute so the junk stops arriving
- → Your interests turned into live searches of real, high-signal posts
Sample report
71junk score
“Your feed is 70% other people's fights.”
- Slop22%
- Rage bait31%
- Algorithm trap12%
- Echo chamber6%
- Signal29%
Mute now: “which one are you” · “unpopular opinion” · “breaking:”
BAIT
The program
Fourteen days. Five minutes a day. You do the tapping.
Your feed learned your habits over years. It won't flip overnight — but two weeks of consistent signals is enough for it to start feeling like yours. Every morning an email tells you exactly what to do.
Days 1–3
Cleanse
Cut off the supply.
Mute the accounts and phrases poisoning your feed, fix notifications, and start using “Not interested” like you mean it.
Days 4–7
Seed
Plant better signals.
Follow verified accounts in your interests, read and like real posts from curated live searches, find great mid-sized voices.
Days 8–14
Steer
Make it yours.
Build a private List X can't hijack, re-scan to see your junk score drop, and lock in three rules that keep it clean.
425+
Hand-verified accounts
Across 29 topics, from AI to football to history. Each one checked to exist and to post substance, not bait. We never invent an account.
0
Made-up posts
“Posts to read” are live X searches tuned to surface things with real traction in your topics — always current, always real.
0
Bots on your account
No login, no API access, no automation. The algorithm learns from you, so you have to be the one tapping. We just tell you where.
Pricing
Less than the time you lose to one doomscroll.
The diagnosis is free. If you like what it finds, unlock the full 14-day plan.
$9once · no subscription
- ✓Full diagnosis of your feed
- ✓Personalized 14-day action plan
- ✓30+ verified accounts matched to your interests
- ✓Fresh live searches every day
- ✓Daily email with today's 5-minute to-do
- ✓Day-7 and day-14 re-scans to track your junk score
14-day refund if it doesn't help.
Questions
Do you need my X password or access to my account?+
No. We never log in, post, like or follow anything for you. You do every action yourself, by hand — that's exactly what teaches the algorithm.
Where do the accounts and posts come from?+
Accounts come from our hand-curated catalog, each one checked to exist on X and to post real substance. Posts to read are live X searches filtered for things with real traction, so you always see current, real posts — nothing is generated or made up.
What data do you keep?+
Only what you type about your feed, your plan progress and your email (if you buy). No X login, no tracking cookies. Everything is deleted 30 days after your program ends.
Why not just use the Following tab?+
You should — and we'll show you how. But For You is where X decides what you see next. Retraining it means better discovery instead of a smaller bubble.
Is it a subscription?+
No. $9 once, for the 14-day program. No renewals.
What if it doesn't work for me?+
Email us within 14 days and we'll refund you. No forms, no guilt trip.